Mystery Bottle

So I walked by the World Wide Plaza giant office building at 50th and Eighth Avenue while I was walking the dog and on the sidewalk sitting by itself was a half-full bottle of Chivas Regal with a piece of paper stuck in it. I was tempted to stoop down and pull the paper out but I was afraid it was a set up for some candid camera show or a boobytrap of some kind. But still, if that actually is Chivas in that bottle it seems like an awful waste of good liquor. I see this as a sign of the beginning of the downfall of our civilization.