Paul (to hottie at bar): "We were talking the other night about people being 'geographically undesirable.' I mean would you [as someone living in Manhattan] date a guy who lived in Brooklyn?"
Bar Hottie: [silent shake of the head 'no' and an increasingly horror-stricken look on her face as the she pondered the possibility. Then regaining her composure, she said,] "Then again, I do work in New Jersey."
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