Sunday, February 22, 2009

Hey! Aren't You a C-Level Celebrity?

I was walking down 6th Avenue tonight and I saw a guy who bore a striking resemblance to former Fox News flunkie Alan B. Colmes of "Hannity & Colmes." First I thought, gosh, can you imagine going through life being mistaken for Alan Colmes? Then I thought, wait, this is New York City: that could be Alan Colmes. It makes perfect sense that Sean Hannity's former whipping boy might be wandering around Greenwich Village with nothing to do. I think I'm going to write this off as mere unfortunate resemblance though. I don't want my first New York City brush with greatness to be this lame.

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